You may remember LoveWoo as the company that was offering people £28K to become sex toy testers.
This time the sex toy brand isn’t giving you any money to have orgasms (sorry), but they are offering you the chance to have a buzzing start to 2018.
Yup, LoveWoo is running a competition with a prize of free sex toys for a year.
Not unlimited sex toys, to be clear. One free sex toy delivered to your door every month for a year. Twelve sex toys in total to try out over the next twelve months.
You won’t get to pick which sex toys they are, but the company probably knows best. They’ll sort you out.
Which is a pretty sweet deal if your sex box (as in, a box filled with sexy things, not your actual vagina) needs some bulking out.
To be in with a chance of winning you need to come (ha) up with a slogan for the brand.
The five best entries will be put to a vote on LoveWoo’s website, and the slogan with the most votes will win. Hooray.
If you don’t manage to come up with something astonishingly brilliant, you can aim to win one of 15 runners up prizes (they’ll be a LoveWoo £50 voucher, a sex toy, or a discount).
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The top five crudest slogans, the top five funniest slogans, and the top five ‘so bad they’re good’ slogans will win a runner up prize.
If you fancy entering… the competition, you have until 12 January 2018 to get your slogan in there.
Best of luck, but if you don’t succeed, remember that the joy of an orgasm definitely beats the thrill of winning. Light some candles and have a masturbation sesh regardless of the outcome.
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