Candy cane dildos are a thing, and it’s going to be one hell of a merry Christmas.
While most people will be using candy canes to decorate their trees, others will be using them to get off – now that sex toy retailer DearLady has started selling glass sex toys which come in the form of the stripy, festive sweet.
The glass toy, of which has been named the ‘Candy Cane Glass Dong’ (because apparently they couldn’t think of anything sexier), has been described as an ‘elegant’ and ‘luxurious’ massager that will leave you ‘breathless’. Aka, you should probably get all of your Christmas carolling out of the way before having a go with it.
The Candy Cane Glass Dong is 7.5″ long with a ‘joyful girth’ of 3.5″.
According to the product description, the red and white-striped dildo has ‘luscious curves’ to help you explore all of your erogenous zones – and is designed to last a lifetime. So it’ll definitely be money on an early Christmas gift to yourself well spent.
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The sex toy, which comes in a cute gift box, can be run under warm water or chilled in cold depending on what sort of sensation you’re after – and should be cleaned with a Toy Cleaner and warm water.
The product description also suggests shoving it in the dishwasher – though you should probably avoid doing that if you’re staying at your parents’ house for the holidays.
Sadly, the candy cane sex toy is currently out of stock *sob*, though there’s currently one similar selling on eBay for £20. Everywhere else also seems to be sold out (which doesn’t come as a surprise).
If the candy cane dildo isn’t enough to satisfy you this Christmas, you’ve still got time to buy this sex toy-filled advent calendar. Sure, we’re already four days into December – but why not dedicate a whole day to those four days to make up for lost time?
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Candy cane dildos are a thing, and it’s going to be one hell of a merry Christmas.
While most people will be using candy canes to decorate their trees, others will be using them to get off – now that sex toy retailer DearLady has started selling glass sex toys which come in the form of the stripy, festive sweet.
The glass toy, of which has been named the ‘Candy Cane Glass Dong’ (because apparently they couldn’t think of anything sexier), has been described as an ‘elegant’ and ‘luxurious’ massager that will leave you ‘breathless’. Aka, you should probably get all of your Christmas carolling out of the way before having a go with it.
The Candy Cane Glass Dong is 7.5″ long with a ‘joyful girth’ of 3.5″.
According to the product description, the red and white-striped dildo has ‘luscious curves’ to help you explore all of your erogenous zones – and is designed to last a lifetime. So it’ll definitely be money on an early Christmas gift to yourself well spent.
More: Sex
The sex toy, which comes in a cute gift box, can be run under warm water or chilled in cold depending on what sort of sensation you’re after – and should be cleaned with a Toy Cleaner and warm water.
The product description also suggests shoving it in the dishwasher – though you should probably avoid doing that if you’re staying at your parents’ house for the holidays.
Sadly, the candy cane sex toy is currently out of stock *sob*, though there’s currently one similar selling on eBay for £20. Everywhere else also seems to be sold out (which doesn’t come as a surprise).
If the candy cane dildo isn’t enough to satisfy you this Christmas, you’ve still got time to buy this sex toy-filled advent calendar. Sure, we’re already four days into December – but why not dedicate a whole day to those four days to make up for lost time?
MORE: An alternative Christmas market that sells sex toys is coming
MORE: People with vaginas explain what they actually want you to do to their clitoris
