Fancy orgasming to the likes of Jingle Bells or Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer this Christmas?
Of course you do.
Thanks to the aptly-named Crescendo vibrator, it’s now an option.
And in the run-up between wrapping your presents and attending yet another ghastly Christmas market, you could say we need it more than ever.
In time for the festive season, you can add your own Christmas tunes to your playlist through the MysteryApp.
The toy features six separate motors and can bend and shape to stimulate different parts of your body so both men and women can benefit.
Let’s just say you’ll be getting more out of your holiday season than you bargained for.
Stephanie Alys, MysteryVibe’s co-founder and their Chief Pleasure Officer, told Mashable: ‘Love them or hate them, Christmas songs ignite a sense of excitement and joy in us all.
‘So we thought, imagine if we coupled that with the feeling of an intense orgasm?!’
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It’s not the first time we’ve had themed sex toys – we’ve had some koala-shaped ones too.
And if you’re a bit skint after buying presents, there’s even a competition going to win twelve free sex toys a year.
But don’t worry, you won’t be stuck listening to All I Want For Christmas even past the holiday season. Once it’s done and dusted (the season – not your orgasm), you can swap them out for another playlist.
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And if you can’t get off without a carol, we won’t judge if you have difficulty removing Silent Night from your playlist.
Promise.
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