If you’re struggling to think of an appropriate present for your girlfriend or wife, then help is at hand.
Because someone’s come up with the ideal gift for any long distance lover.
The Wobbling Willy is a dildo which allows your lady friend to stick a head on the end, so she can stare lovingly into your plastic face while she jerks off.
On one end is a 100% silicone-sculpted penis and on the other is a hand-sculpted polymer clay model of you.
You just send a photo of yourself or your desired subject to Wobbling Willy and they’ll turn pics into dildo-sized 3D sculptures before mailing them out to you/your girlfriend/whoever.
And it comes in a faux suede pouch because you know, this is a classy gift. No one wants their dildo head to be banging around in any old cardboard box, do they?
But if you’re hoping that this willy will wobble, prepare to be disappointed.
It ain’t a vibrator – it’s got no batteries or cords.
It’s just a big 7” d*ck with a toy head on top.