Whatever you’re into, there’s probably a sex toy for it.
Fancy putting your dick in the mouth of a vampire? Grab a fleshlight decked out with fangs.
Always wanted a tiny windmill to lap at your clit? Try the Sqweel.
And now, for all those people who’ve desperately wished their dildos were available in a gun format, there’s the AK Orgy Heaven.
The AK Orgy Heaven is a thrusting dildo attached to a fake gun. It’s currently in the IndieGoGo stages, where its creator, a man named Jon, is hoping it’ll be able to raise $100,000 to get the product funded.
Right then.
Before we get on to the dildo gun, some more key information about its creator, Jon.
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Jon tells us that he’s a former footwear designer who’s almost thirty. A few years back he realised that he’s a sex addict.
‘I started designing t-shirts and logos when I was 15 years old, and had always been obsessed with sex, wordplay and allusion,’ Jon tells metro.co.uk.
‘I realised I was a sex addict when I had to force myself not to think about anything related to sex and women. Even when I had to choose a business venture, every idea and concept focused on this subject.’
Jon says he was inspired to create the AK Orgy Heaven because he had never bought a sex toy before. Why? Because he found most sex toys boring.
So he decided to make one that appealed to another interest: guns.
The AK Orgy Heaven is essentially a fake machine gun, with a handle and trigger to make you feel like you’re holding a gun. But instead of shooting bullets, this gun thrusts a dildo in and out.
The body of the gun and the dildo vibrate, not only to give the person enjoying the dildo bit pleasure, but also to make the holder of the gun bit feel like they’re shooting rounds.
The idea of all this, Jon says, is to create ‘a sensation of power between your hands’.
Now, we do wonder why someone would need a fake gun to feel like they’re powerful in the bedroom. Guns are related to violence, not pleasure, and we’d hope that people can feel powerful simply through the act of giving people an orgasm rather than needing to pretend they’re killing people with a gun.
The language used in the IndieGoGo campaign has violent undertones.
‘With all the boy’s toys in the market, there was a juicy opportunity for a real Men’s toy,’ reads the campaign. ‘The AK Orgy Heaven is for those who want to make Her Creamed to Death.’
There also seems to be the suggestion that the toy is designed to appeal to men’s baser instincts to play shooting games – although when we spoke to him, Jon did clarify that a woman could use the AK Orgy Heaven too.
The description reads: ‘It is designed to let the Gentleman play while the Lady is having Fun, you know ;)’
You’d hope that the gentleman would be having enough fun getting the lady off to not need to be distracted by playing a game, but here we are.
Jon does say he had some concerns about connecting gun violence and sex, but that he believes combining the two is an important way to start a conversation.
‘I had to meditate on the subject for a whole month before deciding to listen to my inner voice,’ Jon tells us.
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‘I do believe, one of the main reason why I accepted this calling is to bring a new light to collective consciousness about what is wrong, and what is right.
‘Unifying two opposites together to provoke and create firm debates about misconception we entertain.’
Sounds deep. Interestingly, this concept isn’t mentioned on the IndieGoGo page, which instead focuses on how fun and ‘deviant’ the AK Orgy Heaven is.
At the time of writing, the campaign has raised just $2. If you are overwhelmed with a need to make the AK Orgy Heaven a reality, you can contribute towards its creation through IndieGogo.
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Whatever you’re into, there’s probably a sex toy for it.
Fancy putting your dick in the mouth of a vampire? Grab a fleshlight decked out with fangs.
Always wanted a tiny windmill to lap at your clit? Try the Sqweel.
And now, for all those people who’ve desperately wished their dildos were available in a gun format, there’s the AK Orgy Heaven.
The AK Orgy Heaven is a thrusting dildo attached to a fake gun. It’s currently in the IndieGoGo stages, where its creator, a man named Jon, is hoping it’ll be able to raise $100,000 to get the product funded.
Right then.
Before we get on to the dildo gun, some more key information about its creator, Jon.
To view this video please enable JavaScript, and consider upgrading to a web browser that supports HTML5 video
Jon tells us that he’s a former footwear designer who’s almost thirty. A few years back he realised that he’s a sex addict.
‘I started designing t-shirts and logos when I was 15 years old, and had always been obsessed with sex, wordplay and allusion,’ Jon tells metro.co.uk.
‘I realised I was a sex addict when I had to force myself not to think about anything related to sex and women. Even when I had to choose a business venture, every idea and concept focused on this subject.’
Jon says he was inspired to create the AK Orgy Heaven because he had never bought a sex toy before. Why? Because he found most sex toys boring.
So he decided to make one that appealed to another interest: guns.
The AK Orgy Heaven is essentially a fake machine gun, with a handle and trigger to make you feel like you’re holding a gun. But instead of shooting bullets, this gun thrusts a dildo in and out.
The body of the gun and the dildo vibrate, not only to give the person enjoying the dildo bit pleasure, but also to make the holder of the gun bit feel like they’re shooting rounds.
The idea of all this, Jon says, is to create ‘a sensation of power between your hands’.
Now, we do wonder why someone would need a fake gun to feel like they’re powerful in the bedroom. Guns are related to violence, not pleasure, and we’d hope that people can feel powerful simply through the act of giving people an orgasm rather than needing to pretend they’re killing people with a gun.
The language used in the IndieGoGo campaign has violent undertones.
‘With all the boy’s toys in the market, there was a juicy opportunity for a real Men’s toy,’ reads the campaign. ‘The AK Orgy Heaven is for those who want to make Her Creamed to Death.’
There also seems to be the suggestion that the toy is designed to appeal to men’s baser instincts to play shooting games – although when we spoke to him, Jon did clarify that a woman could use the AK Orgy Heaven too.
The description reads: ‘It is designed to let the Gentleman play while the Lady is having Fun, you know ;)’
You’d hope that the gentleman would be having enough fun getting the lady off to not need to be distracted by playing a game, but here we are.
Jon does say he had some concerns about connecting gun violence and sex, but that he believes combining the two is an important way to start a conversation.
‘I had to meditate on the subject for a whole month before deciding to listen to my inner voice,’ Jon tells us.
More: Sex
‘I do believe, one of the main reason why I accepted this calling is to bring a new light to collective consciousness about what is wrong, and what is right.
‘Unifying two opposites together to provoke and create firm debates about misconception we entertain.’
Sounds deep. Interestingly, this concept isn’t mentioned on the IndieGoGo page, which instead focuses on how fun and ‘deviant’ the AK Orgy Heaven is.
At the time of writing, the campaign has raised just $2. If you are overwhelmed with a need to make the AK Orgy Heaven a reality, you can contribute towards its creation through IndieGogo.
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